Dear
Auntie Belle,
I
agreed (reluctantly) to join a group of "poets" (whom I met
online)at a picturesque lodge/retreat in Ohio for five fun-filled
days of food and conversation. Everything was going quite well until
one of the bastards pulled me aside and asked, "Hey buddy, you
wanna see where the camel bit me?" I'm afraid I may have reacted
badly as he began to drop his pants.
Was
I correct to punch him in the throat? He was about to show me
his wiener, right?
Signed,
Lodging
a Complaint
Dear
Lodging,
Right.
He was. You missed a great opportunity though; you could have been
his fluffer for the 'fun-filled' event. You won't convince anyone
that your 'retreat' wasn't an orgy. There was a hot tub, I'd guess -
and karaoke? An orgy with internet strangers requires both. I'd guess
what there was NOT was poetry reading or writing or innocent games
such as Scrabble! And don't you dare say you had a marshmallow roast
or made smores! LIAR!
Wanna see where the alligator bit me?
ReplyDeleteYes. With pictures.
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