Ask Auntie Belle M.

Shooting clay pigeons and drinking Old Crow at 140+ years, born in backwoods Buckshot County, KY, raising hell & great-grand-chilluns before we were born. With a small column in a paper in Lake Sprang, WY, she came to notoriety when her mail was sent to the White House by mistake. The administration could not answer these hapless people’s questions, so they sent them back to her. Flirty, intelligent, annoyingly candid; read her once and you won’t get her out of your mind. Here's Belle!

Saturday, February 3, 2024

Oh Where Oh Where

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 Dear Auntie Belle, Where have you been the last 8 years? Oh Where Oh Where Dear Oh Where,  I went on a Sabbatical to the outer regions of M...

Penny For Your Thoughts

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Dear Auntie Belle,  My left shoe is a comfortable, all leather loafer, but my right shoe is a real pain in the ass. The right one keeps talk...

Loco in Acapulco

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 Dear Auntie Belle,  l hope I haven’t disturbed your siesta My sister says she doesn’t want to be my wife anymore, but what about the childr...
Monday, March 31, 2014

Check Out The New Buk Show - PART ONE!

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<-- Check Out --> The Buk Show!
Sunday, March 16, 2014

Just a Phase

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Dear Auntie Belle, I am thinking of writing a book called "World Piece" about how no idea can stand. If you set up a dictato...

Smokey the Mohel

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Dear Auntie Belle, My neighbor smokes incessantly. I gather up his cigarette butts from his yard, my yard, the road and even from down ne...
Thursday, March 13, 2014

Heartfelt Chairman of the Emensans

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Dear Auntie Belle, I have noticed the generally underdeveloped emotionality of your letter submitters. Some are trying to adolescently pr...
Monday, March 10, 2014

Happy Hiram

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Dear Auntie Belle, One of my readers sent me a picture of herself pregnant (very far along) with the caption "looks just like Dadd...
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Feminist Spokeswoman

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Dear Ms. Belle, After I spent the late 1960's burning my bras marching in the streets and protesting against gender discriminatory ba...

Past My Sell-By Date

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Dear Auntie Belle, My car won't start, my egg timer is running fast and my pasta won't al dente. I need a reason to go on, and do...
Sunday, March 9, 2014

A Big Gay Supporter

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Ms. Belle, Please stop referring to my gay friends by offensive and antiquated names. I have many friends who enjoy a back door adventure...

Mrs. Looney Toons

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Dear Auntie Belles (1 through 3) I wrote you about my husband's tendency to fart very loudly when we have guests over for dinner....

Still Beating For You

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Bellissima, Even having known your well seasoned charms and despite my desperate entreaties you call me a back of the door man  and a hom...
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