Monday, March 3, 2014

Feeling Slutty

Dear Auntie Belle,
I have a date with a guy I met on Face Book; he's gorgeous and I am so…ready for some action. The only problem is that he sounds like a real gentleman, goes to church, sings in the choir and all that. I don't want to throw myself at him, but…whew! Please advise me how I should behave with him.


Feeling Slutty

Dear Feeling Slutty,
Don't hump his leg until the second date, but if he's lucky, you won't get one.
Auntie Belle

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