Dear Auntie Belle,
My husband has changed; he was always a couch potato but now he's joined a gym, lost 20 pounds and is growing a mullet. Now instead of watching television & eating chips & dip & ice cream every night with me, he takes long walks and is gone for hours. Do you think I should make a doctor's appointment for him?
Dear Worried,
You must be suffering a carbohydrate overload which often renders people…stupid. I think you need to hire a barber, a private detective and a lawyer - in that order. And lay off the snacks if you ever want to date again. And you will. Soon.
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My husband has changed; he was always a couch potato but now he's joined a gym, lost 20 pounds and is growing a mullet. Now instead of watching television & eating chips & dip & ice cream every night with me, he takes long walks and is gone for hours. Do you think I should make a doctor's appointment for him?
Worried Spouse
Dear Worried,
You must be suffering a carbohydrate overload which often renders people…stupid. I think you need to hire a barber, a private detective and a lawyer - in that order. And lay off the snacks if you ever want to date again. And you will. Soon.
Auntie Belle
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