Puzzled in Kansas

Dear Auntie Belle,

I was doing laundry and found a condom in my husband's pocket. He said he was keeping it for a friend. I just don't understand why he'd keep a friend's used condom in his pocket. What do you think?

Puzzled in Kansas

Dear Puzzled,

I think I'd wear gloves when I did laundry from now on.

Auntie Belle

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