Dear Auntie Belle,
I'm pretty sure someone is listening to my phone conversations, so what do I do?
Dear Tired,
If you were at Walmart last Monday, it was me; If you were at Hung Won's Chinese Restaurant last night, it was me; if you were at the Post Office this morning, it was me. Don't forget your dentist appointment the last Thursday of this month or the surprise baby shower for your niece (sorry her boyfriend dumped her, btw) or that you have to pick up your neighbor at the airport tomorrow (and I agree she is an insufferable pain who will be unlikely to even offer you gas money). Oh, and I'm tired of everyone yakking into a phone everywhere I go but even more tired of my brain involuntarily storing useless information about your miserable life, Lady, so hang up already.
I'm pretty sure someone is listening to my phone conversations, so what do I do?
Tired of Eavesdroppers
Dear Tired,
If you were at Walmart last Monday, it was me; If you were at Hung Won's Chinese Restaurant last night, it was me; if you were at the Post Office this morning, it was me. Don't forget your dentist appointment the last Thursday of this month or the surprise baby shower for your niece (sorry her boyfriend dumped her, btw) or that you have to pick up your neighbor at the airport tomorrow (and I agree she is an insufferable pain who will be unlikely to even offer you gas money). Oh, and I'm tired of everyone yakking into a phone everywhere I go but even more tired of my brain involuntarily storing useless information about your miserable life, Lady, so hang up already.
Auntie Belle
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