Thursday, March 6, 2014

Make Up My Mind For Me

Dear Auntie Belle,

Every time I open a door, I want to jump out a window. Every door, I want a window. I keep hearing people yelling:
"Jump!"
"Don't"
"Jump!"
"Don't"
"Jump!"

...or maybe they are saying "Don't Jump!" I don't really know. It doesn't really matter as I live in a one floor house.

So anyhow, please tell me, how do I get my socks whiter?
Make Up My Mind For Me


Dear Make Up My Mind
You may be hearing subliminal messages from extra-terrestrials or your neighbor's dog; you must learn to  ignore all subliminal messages, although I never employ that (jump) vile practice in my (jump) responses. At least, you are on just the (jump) first floor. As to your socks, just buy argyle from now on; they look especially fun…er, good when worn with sandals.
Auntie Belle

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