Oh Where Oh Where

 Dear Auntie Belle,

Where have you been the last 8 years?

Oh Where Oh Where

Dear Oh Where, 

I went on a Sabbatical to the outer regions of Mongolia. There were men there, men who had needs, men who were well-endowed with, uh, intellectual talents. Yeah, that’s what they had. I studied under and around them until I could take no more. I returned to get my strength back but find I am already missing my Mongo darlings...uh, I mean colleagues. I learned so much from so many and so often. My breath is quickening now at just the thought of them! I returned to give them all a much needed rest. 

Auntie Belle