Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Back in The Saddle(s) Again

Dear Auntie Belle,
Thank you for your response to my earlier letter. In divorcing my second wife, can I carry a different wife on my back, as the second one is not so -um, petite. 
3 saddles in Texas
Dear 3,
You can not use a surrogate but you can build a light-weight effigy of the fat wife and Velcro it to your back, assuming your back is as hairy as I suspect.
Auntie Belle

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