Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Po-Faced in Mobile

Dear Auntie Belle,
I married the most wonderful man except when it comes to the matter of money.  He has trips to Vegas, drives a Mercedes and has lavish dinners with his clients, but I can't even afford a manicure or a facial. He says I am not a "Trophy Wife" so he does not need to spend any money on me. Is there any way I can get a trophy, a manicure and a facial.

Po-Faced in Mobile

Dear Po-Faced,
Your husband has security issues, so he married a dog. You don't need to be pretty, Honey, and in fact, would lose him if you improved. Just learn to love yourself as you are, even the hump; statistics say you'll out-live him, then you can get the plastic surgery so you won't get those stares of pity and disgust in public.

Auntie Belle

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