Dear Auntie Belle,
I married the most wonderful man except
when it comes to the matter of money. He has trips to Vegas,
drives a Mercedes and has lavish dinners with his clients, but I
can't even afford a manicure or a facial. He says I am not a "Trophy
Wife" so he does not need to spend any money on me. Is there any
way I can get a trophy, a manicure and a facial.
Po-Faced in Mobile
Dear Po-Faced,
Your husband has security issues, so he
married a dog. You don't need to be pretty, Honey, and in fact, would
lose him if you improved. Just learn to love yourself as you
are, even the hump; statistics say you'll out-live him, then you can
get the plastic surgery so you won't get those stares of pity and
disgust in public.
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