Dear, Dear, Dear, Dear, Dear Auntie,
I have invented a simple product that allows people to poop standing up, it is a sort of cylindrical device (more like a pointed tube) and I hope to make a small fortune on marketing my idea on Shark Tank. But I have this one problem. For men to use it most effectively, they would have to wear the Y front of their jockeys on the back. This way the cone could stick out their butts through the slit in the front. Of course they would still have to drop trou, and women and men without pee slits in their underwear will still have problems.
Anyhow, I have a few bugs to work out, but maybe you can tell me how to start a fashion trend amongst young hipsters to wear their jockey underwear backwards. I know you have your finger on the pulse of all things trending, so I am counting on you.
Yours Truly,
Dear Abel,
You've got to be shi**ing me. And stop counting on me; I'm not an abacus.
Auntie Belle
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I have invented a simple product that allows people to poop standing up, it is a sort of cylindrical device (more like a pointed tube) and I hope to make a small fortune on marketing my idea on Shark Tank. But I have this one problem. For men to use it most effectively, they would have to wear the Y front of their jockeys on the back. This way the cone could stick out their butts through the slit in the front. Of course they would still have to drop trou, and women and men without pee slits in their underwear will still have problems.
Anyhow, I have a few bugs to work out, but maybe you can tell me how to start a fashion trend amongst young hipsters to wear their jockey underwear backwards. I know you have your finger on the pulse of all things trending, so I am counting on you.
Yours Truly,
Abel Merchant
Stand and Deliver Incorporated.
Dear Abel,
You've got to be shi**ing me. And stop counting on me; I'm not an abacus.
Auntie Belle
Next: Puzzled in Kansas
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