Friday, March 7, 2014

Irritated in Boston

Dear Auntie Belle,
How do I keep my brother from stealing my panties? He's selling them to guys at school.
Irritated Hot Cheerleader in Boston

Dear Irritated,
Ask the guys at school if they know they are sniffing your brother's k-nuckers while they're thinking of you. And he thinks it's funny that they're paying him to do that. (He's signed up for Obamacare, right?)
Auntie Belle
 
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