Friday, March 7, 2014

Quips from Fans 3

Dear Auntie Belle,
I never thought I'd be saying this, but please remove all pictures of your face from Facebook.
They're making the other members ill.
M. Zuckerburg
(yeah, him)

Dear M. Zuckerburg,
Why do gay guys always criticize my looks?
Auntie Belle


Dear Auntie Belle,
Is it true you once wrote a column for Smut Magazine. If so, I think you once helped me back in '75.
 
Just wanted to say thanks, and yes, the knotted rag worked perfectly!
Charlie Sheen

Dear Charlie Sheen,
Yep. Glad to know that. It was only meant to be a temporary fix though. You still haven't seen that urologist? Well, keep it up. Pun not intended. 
Auntie Belle

Belle would like the readers to send in more letters, particularly short ones for her weekly "Quips from Fans" section. Please send all letters longer or short to: askauntiebelle@ gmail.com . Thank you for reading.


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Quips from Fans 2


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