Hey Belle, baby-
Why are the people that write to you so damned dumb?? Like that idiot that says he invented something that allows you to "poop while standing up". Yeah, it's called A DIAPER, you idiot. And that fool who doesn't know whether to jump or not. Hell, if he does it right the first time, all he has to do is jump once and that will be the end of it.
Then there's that hick from Louisiana who shot himself and blames the NRA but they say they won't take responsibility for his actions. DUH! OBVIOUSLY the gun was to blame, not anything else.
Anyway, seriously, who are these dumbshits??
Minnesota Mensa Member
Dear Minnesota Mensa Member,
They are Dear Abby rejects, social misfits, one guy who is now employed by the NRA (oops!) was employed (RIP) to gather unbroken clay pigeons and a pope. Why?
Auntie Belle
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Shooting clay pigeons and drinking Old Crow at 140+ years, born in backwoods Buckshot County, KY, raising hell & great-grand-chilluns before we were born. With a small column in a paper in Lake Sprang, WY, she came to notoriety when her mail was sent to the White House by mistake. The administration could not answer these hapless people’s questions, so they sent them back to her. Flirty, intelligent, annoyingly candid; read her once and you won’t get her out of your mind. Here's Belle!
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Minnesota Mensa Member
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